Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Not Quite Getting It

The Boy: Knock, knock.
His mom: Who's there?
B: Poison ivy.
M: Poison ivy who?
B: I just pooped on the ground and used poison ivy leaves to wipe my butt. Hahahahahaha.


3 comments:

wcs said...

You just can't get more exurban that that.

Magpie said...

That strikes terror into my heart. I am SO allergic to poison ivy.

Suzanne said...

This sad event took place, for real, in my life 25 years ago...though you will not catch me writing a post about it. A comment, sure. But not a post.