Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Not Quite Getting It

The Boy: Knock, knock.
His mom: Who's there?
B: Poison ivy.
M: Poison ivy who?
B: I just pooped on the ground and used poison ivy leaves to wipe my butt. Hahahahahaha.


wcs said...

You just can't get more exurban that that.

Magpie said...

That strikes terror into my heart. I am SO allergic to poison ivy.

Suzanne said...

This sad event took place, for real, in my life 25 years ago...though you will not catch me writing a post about it. A comment, sure. But not a post.