A while ago Clive Thompson at collisiondetection blogged about "ringxiety" and phantom cellphone ringtones. Like many people, I hear those all the time, but I also experience numerous instances of phantom vibrations, where my thigh will ring and I try to answer it. I mentioned this at work, and three colleagues said they get them too. Planning to post something about it here, I leapt to the Internet to employ the Google™ Web-search service as a handy way to check my idea for originality. Let’s just say I’m not the first to notice this phenomenon.
Anyone else? I’m sure that non-existent radiation the communists are always talking about is completely harmless. Spasming muscles burn calories!